People are just having fun because this has become entertaining.

I knew a guy with a beetle that was pretty awesome off the lights - bog standard it fair leapt of the the lights if you dumped it at full throttle. It must have been pretty quick to something like 50kph (complete guess), although an hour later it would still be doing 50 kph. Flywheel was the key on that car I think... And perhaps the high profile, low pressure, large diameter tyres. Basic suspension... Oh and the fact it weighed an ounce...
Maybe that's what the GT40 needs

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Or perhaps the GT40 was a car designed with a whole (bigger) picture in mind, not some marketing tool for the masses seemingly based on a US speed limit and a penchant for beating grannies in VWs... ;p
If you want to rip out the rear, stick a weight jacked live axle in it (yeah probably impossible but bear with me here you literal types ;p), insert drag friendly shocks/springs etc then you could rip out a "quick" time... maybe...
I don't think any perceived issue with quickness is anything to do with engine choice - as people have been trying to point out in their various ways.
A decent Windsor is perfect in these things.
As for engine comparisons, haven't we learned yet? Everything is bigger and better over there, keeps them happy if we let them believe it. ;p
Jokes people!!!!!! Keep your sense of humour... Or find one... ;p
Btw is everybody sure they are talking about the same Mini Coopers?
I am in the "The new Mini is not a Mini" camp I'm afraid. Decent car, but not a Mini - by any definition.
Over that 600-700 meters standing start I had a higher top speed than all the Mustangs including Supersnakes, Gallardo (including race car), Murcilargo, Ferrari 458, Carrera GT, Porsche GT2 (including race car) and all the other Porsches, Viper (including race car), and all the others that I now for the moment forget. My car was probably slower than a lot of them to 60mph, I have no real idea, but at the end the car was going faster and that is where things matter, at least to me, light to light means nothing to many of us.
The above is, I believe, evidence that the GT40 can be a very fast car, even if a VW might beat it to 50kph on a time slip... ;p
A frog might beat a cheetah to 5kph, I'd still rather ride the cheetah.
Tim.