A dilemma (NSFW)

[Ivan]

Engineering Review

Important information if you are a engineer or not !!!

Can you distinguish
Sinusoidal from
Harmonic Motion?

This is a quick physics refresher for all my
engineering friends.

This information should be passed on to
non-engineers who may wonder about these important issues.


For Engineers:

For non-Engineers:

This is Sinusoidal Motion

this is Harmonic Motion

this is a classic combination of
Sinusoidal & Harmonic Motion.

I thought you should
keep abreast of these
classic mathematical and engineering facts

needs pics, all i see is red crosses :cry:

 

[Keith]

I am thinking an overly overt display of female mammarial action here and I can definitely picture it when using the term sinusoidal (!) Perhaps that's why there are now crosses instead of pictures. Either the hosting site or this one probably looking after our b(r)est interests.

Not good to get too excited at my age... :stunned:

Come on Jay, make a clean breast of it mate......:laugh:

 

[Malcolm]

Before I give you the link, because it looks a dodgy site to me, I just copied this

Can you distinguish
Sinusoidal from
Harmonic Motion

into Google and it found the pictures .....


Motion Analysis - Hunky Strippers

 

[Jay V]

hmmmm works on my comp, maybe cause I have the email and files...Will try again, but they don't show motion on the preview, if you want the email, send me your address and I will forward......

 

[Jay V]

The dilemma, if you were standing there, with this vision, where would you stand to avoid the impending flying projectile of a button, but still get maximum viewing??

 

[WEGENER Engineering]

The dilemma, if you were standing there, with this vision, where would you stand to avoid the impending flying projectile of a button, but still get maximum viewing??

This is quite a complex problem. While the lateral forces of the stretched fabric overcoming the tensile strength of the button thread could be calculated we do not know whether we deal with nature or the stored energy in compressed silicone implants.
Should silicone be in play the expected forward thrust and projectile like trajectory of the button could be enough to take an eye out...

 

[Al Jones]

You could always avert the situation by applying the proper amount of inward compression force from either side to nullify the stress force on the button thread.....or you could simply undo the button.

 

[Jac Mac]

Use a bit of stealth, approach from behind & slap her on the butt, but..butt..button will no longer be an issue!!! & when she does a 180° to return the favour all will be revealed.... briefly before both your eyes are no longer fit for seeing with..

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Liberal application of champagne and the keys to your GT40 would ensure the button issue would be solved.

 

[Bill Hara]

PPE - protective eye wear for front row seating...

 

[Jay V]

What you see below
are not
see-thru skirts.
They are actual prints on the skirts
to make it look as if the panties are visible. These are the current rage in Japan ...

I send this as a public service, so you won't have a heart attack when the rage reaches the U.S.A.

Can you see a dilemma in this??

 

[Malcolm]

Now this is a real dilemma.... to get one of these skirts for the missus or not!

 

[Gary]

Re: A dilemma

Kodak Moment.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Hahah what would deviates do without the cell phone?:evil:

 

[Dalton Veitch]

Probably cruise around in GT40's trying to pull.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Have you noticed that the bloody seat belts are always getting in the way?

 

[Terry Oxandale]

Seat belts? Oh...yeah...the seat belts. I think my x-ray fantasy vision kept me from catching that.

 

[Jac Mac]

Have you noticed that the bloody seat belts are always getting in the way?

Hey at least she is well protected, that anti-submarine belt is the clincher.

 

[Bill Musarra]

Sort of reminds me of the old "Chastity Belt" brought into the modern era!!

 

[Aaron L.]

this should fit the bill

A Completely Unnecessary NSFW Megan Fox Mega Gallery - Megan Fox - Jalopnik