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Its your fault Larry and only your fault
What happened to " occupational hazard" does this not count for anything? Join the army and get shot at, wtf do they think is going to happen to them. Taliband are not going to pelt them with kin buns are they?
Bob
What happened to " occupational hazard" does this not count for anything? Join the army and get shot at, wtf do they think is going to happen to them. Taliband are not going to pelt them with kin buns are they?Bob
Its your fault Larry and only your fault
Bob
Yeah, you 'kin tell him mate...
Then obviously the problem must be you're downwind of yourself.
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
I think "the bad back" has been responsible for more compensation payouts than any other.
Now girls if you can't keep up with the men, and it is causing you to have a bad back, piss off, you will be a liability in combat:furious:
Now girls if you can't keep up with the men, and it is causing you to have a bad back, piss off, you will be a liability in combat:furious:
Spoken like a true WOGG :thumbsup:
I hope they position him amidships during voyage across the channel!
I thought women could do the splits? WTF is wrong with extending their stride? Pelvic fractures from marching? FUCK OFF! If they can't even march alongside the men, they could always get the wets on and make the boys a cup of tea. Compensation my ARSE
Is this why we can't field an actual Army anymore?
Even doing the splits can go wrong.
Bob
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands spread-legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up but she has landed so hard her pussy has stuck to the floor, creating such a vacuum that she can't move. She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strength to lift her but she won't budge. So he goes next door and gets his neighbour. Both pull like oxen but she just won't move. She's well and truly stuck to the floor. Suddenly the neighbour says, "Why don't we just get a hammer and break the floor tiles around her and lift her up that way?"
"Great idea", says the husband, "but just let me rub her t**s a little to arouse her".
"Why? asks the confused neighbour.
"So I can slide her into the kitchen.
The tiles are cheaper in there."
Jim Rosenthal
Supporter
Liar, liar, pants on fire. I'm shocked. SHOCKED.
I promise never to smear any more of my low brow wit over Colonel Mustards threads ever again. Can I leave the naughty step now ?
Bob
Bob
Perhaps I should have started a new thread?
In any event, a good read...
http://www.1215.org/lawnotes/lawnotes/pvc.htm
In any event, a good read...
http://www.1215.org/lawnotes/lawnotes/pvc.htm
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
I'd vote for being a people, although in my country unfortunately I am very much a citizen.