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Your intrepid President has been busy this weekend, rehearsing for the WOGG Christmas Gymkhana where I am due to do a demonstration dance.
It's not working out too bad and my sister, despite her age, is holding up well, as is my Syrup of Figs.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJTOAzXWmsU"]"Booty Swing" by Parov Stelar danced by Joanna Rock and Mike Goldberg - YouTube[/ame]
Now, it is coming up Presidential Election time soon, and I have decided NOT to to run for a 10th term. It is certain we will be needing a full on WOGG for President, so applicants, we will need to see your Birth Certificates and Anger Management Course receipts with the application. Photocopies or those certificates printed in Liberia (you know the ones) will not be permitted.
Nominations please, and a brief description as to why you think you may be qualified to lead this August bunch.
An Amendment to our First Amendment now permits members to NOMINATE a suitable candidate, with or without the Nominee's permission. Again, a full description of the candidate's suitability for the post will be required.
Your intrepid President has been busy this weekend, rehearsing for the WOGG Christmas Gymkhana where I am due to do a demonstration dance.
It's not working out too bad and my sister, despite her age, is holding up well, as is my Syrup of Figs.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJTOAzXWmsU"]"Booty Swing" by Parov Stelar danced by Joanna Rock and Mike Goldberg - YouTube[/ame]
Now, it is coming up Presidential Election time soon, and I have decided NOT to to run for a 10th term. It is certain we will be needing a full on WOGG for President, so applicants, we will need to see your Birth Certificates and Anger Management Course receipts with the application. Photocopies or those certificates printed in Liberia (you know the ones) will not be permitted.
Nominations please, and a brief description as to why you think you may be qualified to lead this August bunch.
An Amendment to our First Amendment now permits members to NOMINATE a suitable candidate, with or without the Nominee's permission. Again, a full description of the candidate's suitability for the post will be required.
When you know you've been abducted to an Alien Planet in your sleep..
Hull to be UK City of Culture 2017
Hull to be UK City of Culture 2017
This is absolutely appalling!
This little guy is 36 stone - it's puppy fat for Christ's sake!
No sympathy for the Burger Kings i.e. 50 stone etc but there are 3 guys in my village heavier than this - and, he has been receiving medical treatment.
I'm going to send him some chips.
Eurostar bars obese Frenchman Kevin Chenais
This little guy is 36 stone - it's puppy fat for Christ's sake!
No sympathy for the Burger Kings i.e. 50 stone etc but there are 3 guys in my village heavier than this - and, he has been receiving medical treatment.
I'm going to send him some chips.
Eurostar bars obese Frenchman Kevin Chenais
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
And 1 kilo weighs 2.2 pounds.
Back to the porky Frenchman I wonder if anyone has tried not feeding him?
Back to the porky Frenchman I wonder if anyone has tried not feeding him?
In an airliner I can see where there could actually BE a "safety issue" depending on what a person's body diameter measures ('doubt this kid would be big enough though). It is literally quite possible a really huge person could have difficulty getting THROUGH an emergency exit...'could even get stuck in one depending on the 'door/plane/surrounding seat layout.
Why not just shove him in the water at Dover and pull him out the other side when he beaches, stick a few flares on him so he is not a hazard to shipping. Job done in true wogg fashion.
Bob
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
His weight probably exceeds the design weight of the seats in queston - both BA and Eurostar so any rapid stop would see a concertina effect as seat after seat collapses.
In terms of overwing hatches and ground egress, it woudn't happen either so BA is right to deny travel. It seems he has money so he can rent a panel van courier and they could load him and his buggy with a fork lift and the same at the other end. How did he get here in the first place?
Another pie glutton. Redolant of 3rd.Street, Santa Monica and the free buffet every night in the Huntley.
ps 2.20462Lbs=1kg
In terms of overwing hatches and ground egress, it woudn't happen either so BA is right to deny travel. It seems he has money so he can rent a panel van courier and they could load him and his buggy with a fork lift and the same at the other end. How did he get here in the first place?
Another pie glutton. Redolant of 3rd.Street, Santa Monica and the free buffet every night in the Huntley.
ps 2.20462Lbs=1kg
Made me smile Keith!
Heartless bastard... :furious:
I get the plane but don't trains have freight space? I mean, he could go freight couldn't he?
I'm not giving up on our Fat French Friend....
For any woggs trying to decipher this it basically means hes to fecking fat and he will bust the seats, an alternative means of transport is a skip lorry.
Bob
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
he's a bloody frog why bother.
WTF? £100,000?
What happened to Emancipation?
BBC News - Female RAF recruits paid compensation for marching injuries
:furious:
What happened to Emancipation?
BBC News - Female RAF recruits paid compensation for marching injuries
:furious:
WOGG:laugh:
The compensation industry period is fucking this country and its all come from the states.:furious:
Bob