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Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Sick of the stress, he decided to quit his job and buy 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from civilization as possible. The only human interaction he had was a visit from the postman once a week and a grocery delivery once a month. Aside from that, it was total peace and quiet.
After about six months of nearly complete isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it to find a huge, bearded man standing there.
"Name’s Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. I’m having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come, around 5:00."
"Great," says Tom. "After six months out here, I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thanks for the invite."
As Lars turned to leave, he paused and added, "Gotta warn ya... there’ll be some drinkin’."
"Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ‘em."
Lars started to walk away again, then stopped. "More’n likely there’ll be some fightin’ too."
"Well, I get along with people, I’ll be fine," Tom reassured him. "I’ll be there. Thanks again."
Lars hesitated for a moment, then added, "More’n likely, there’ll be some wild sex, too."
Tom grinned, warming to the idea. "That’s really not a problem. I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
Lars gave a long look and said, "Don’t much matter... it’s just gonna be the two of us."