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[Keith]

Good Moaning :shout::furious:

President's Diary
(Please note, Only Ian Anderson can post AWOG items)

It looks as if it's going to be a great Grumpy weekend. Personally, I have to go fix someone's computer before the steroids run out, work on the Les Paul and the Pub sound system.

On Sunday, a visit to the hoptician to choose some much nuuded glessoz. I just hope I don't punch the shop bitch when she asks if i'm a Senior Citizen.

That is all..

WOGG - White Old Grumpy Guys

White is Right - Old is Gold - Grumpy is Good

PS Ran over the 'just visiting' check out girl in Waitrose Market with my scooter today. Boy, did that feel good! :furious:

PPS Big shout out to all WOGGS at COTA. I fancy Heikki for the win - If You've Got a Finn In It Can Only Mean a Win. Heikki - attached to Lotus by Bungee Chord :laugh:

 

[Robert May Eng.]

Just hold on a minute To be WOGG surely there has to be some form of qualification because someone may just miserable and that wont do.

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Bob

 

[Jack]

Okay, I'm angry, moody but happy...

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

A Wogg doesn't need to take silly inane tests:furious:

 

[Jack]

I really believe that we WOGG's are closer to "normal" than given credit for...
But, what is "normal"?

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

I'm normal, everyone else is abnormal.

 

[Keith]

Grrrrrrrrr :furious:

 

[Keith]

OK WOGGS. I am in so much trouble already that I figure it can't get any worse.

So, what I do at times like this is to listen and relax to some earthy but classic Polish Polka.

My fellow WOGGS, this is my parting gift to you tonight, but I warn you not to click on this link if you are likely to be offended by fine healthy young women indulging in some classic Polka moves,

It's also the only time I've ever been overtly pro EU.

Good tonight fellow WOGGS, sleep tight - I may be away for some time.. :worried:

WOGG POLKA

 

[Robert May Eng.]

OK WOGGS. I am in so much trouble already that I figure it can't get any worse.

So, what I do at times like this is to listen and relax to some earthy but classic Polish Polka.

My fellow WOGGS, this is my parting gift to you tonightWOGG POLKA

Well I am going to turn in as well but first I will put something in the oven for tomorrow.Slow cook is best.

Bob

 

[Larry L.]

^^^ Sickoid...!

 

[Keith]

WOGG News - Latest

I was awoken a short time ago by the teleprinter which has rattled off a most depressing and sad story :laugh:

I would ask that fellow WOGGS join me and bow their heads in a show of Schadenfreude for the plight of this poor pheasant plucker....

Al-Qaeda-linked Rebels Decapitate One of Their Own By Mistake

In the UK, we would call this an Own Goal, and it was a cracker.

Good Night!

 

[Keith]

WOGG NEWS SATURDAY 16th NOVEMBER

NHS "At Breaking Point" can Still Afford Surfing Lessons on Prescription:

BBC News - Wave Project: NHS-funded surf therapy for well-being

WOGG President asks: "Is this entirely appropriate behaviour for a system in crisis?"

America - take note!

 

[Larry L.]

What do you mean, "Take note"?

From whom do you think they learned said behavior?

 

[Keith]

I don't like your tone - wind your neck in. This is a discussion piece, not an Old Paddock Fuckfest:furious:

 

[Larry L.]

I don't like your tone - wind your neck in. This is a discussion piece, not an Old Paddock Fuckfest:furious:

Lololololololol!!! "Wind your neck in"? 'Never heard that one before!

And, a GOOD morning to you too, yeeew cranky ol' curmudgeon...uh...I mean, my fellow WOGG!

 

[Larry L.]

I would ask that fellow WOGGS join me and bow their heads in a show of Schadenfreude for the plight of this poor pheasant plucker....

Al-Qaeda-linked Rebels Decapitate One of Their Own By Mistake

Now, this is an error worthy of repeating...multiple times daily.

 

[Keith]

Roger that Larry, but did you laugh?

It is required to LOL.

This is a serious matter.

 

[Larry L.]

Let's just say I noted the karma factor...with satisfaction.

 

[Keith]

Hmmm, well I just laughed. It worked for me. I might report this daily alongside the latest stories of atrocities against Christians in the Middle East (yes, I am aware that Christians have been a little firm with the opposition in the past, yes, but does it justify the present?)

No, of course it doesn't.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but that depends on which 'religion' you support.

I notice that the Imams were quick to point out that if it was a genuine error, and the executioner said 'sorry' then he could still get to heaven and claim his virgins. That's what it says.

I wonder, did they say sorry to the victims face? Or behind his back?

It is difficult to keep a straight face if it wasn't so tragic.

Yes, I know what the Templars did to the Muslim hordes 1,000 (+/- 300 ish) or so years ago in Jerusalem - seems like only yesterday.

That is all.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

WOGG NEWS SATURDAY 16th NOVEMBER

NHS "At Breaking Point" can Still Afford Surfing Lessons on Prescription:

BBC News - Wave Project: NHS-funded surf therapy for well-being

WOGG President asks: "Is this entirely appropriate behaviour for a system in crisis?"

America - take note!

:stunned: bloody hell Bruce lets immigrate to Blighty there you can take a sickie and get free surf lessons how cool is that?
Lets hurry mate before the bloody Romanians take all the spots.